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I fall in love with myself, and I want someone to share it with me. I want someone to share me… with me.

— Eartha Kitt (and me)

mychapterone:

A woman should have…
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to…

A woman should have…
something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…

A woman should have…
a youth she’s content to…

pr0t3ctyaneck:

coongod:

25 year old Blue Ivy

yoooooo i cant
whitneynwilson:

Train up a child in the way he should go, And when he is old he will not depart from it. (Proverbs 22:6 NKJV)
kimdash:

eastnewyork:

Fuck you macklemore

 his annoying ass
but hes right tho
spiritualinspiration:

“I will repay you for the years the locusts have eaten…” (Joel 2:25, NIV)
Friend, God knows how to make up for years you’ve lost in your life. No, you can’t relive your childhood, but God can make the rest of your life so rewarding, so fulfilling that you don’t even miss what didn’t happen in the past.
You may feel like you wasted years in a relationship that didn’t work out. But God can bring somebody into your life so great, so fun, so friendly, so attractive that you don’t even remember the years that you’ve lost. You may have spent years on a job that turned out to be a dead end. You were working your way to the top; things didn’t turn out like you had hoped, and now it looks like there’s a big waste of time. You may not see how you could ever get to where you want to be, but don’t believe those lies. God knows how to make up for lost time. God can accelerate things. God can bring opportunities back across your path that you missed that will thrust you years ahead. It may not have happened the first time, but God will always give you another chance. He’ll make up for the lost time and bring you out better and stronger than ever before!
A Prayer for Today
Father, You are my Redeemer. Thank You for Your promise to restore to me the years that have been lost or wasted. I receive Your promise by faith. I put my trust and hope in You and believe that my best days are out ahead of me in Jesus’ name. Amen.